“Brainz I’m scarred for life” “Why?” “I just Googled ‘Anal Prolapse’” That was an actual conversation I had yesterday in the Sub.FM Chat Room. I have no idea what he was expecting. Given my [...]
UK Garage like pinot noir is deep, dark, full bodied, and likely to give you a banging headache the next day. This was similar to the headache I had the morning of this show with a savage [...]
Shanking you in your face again with some savage UK and Future Garage again this week. Some bangers in here. Watch out for the new big one from DEVolution, throwing down a wicked remix for [...]
Mmm pppt mmm ppt BEEFY BEEFY. Easy click. Had great fun this week. Bare BARE new riddims for you. Like it’s a joke. So much fire in the inbox. Appreciate the chatroom crew that were locked. I had [...]
Honestly, this has got to be one of the most disappointing shows I’ve done for a while. My advice is to take it with a pinch of salt. I was off my game. And I apologise for that. Still lots of [...]
Bonjour Madame et Monsuier. Alright treacles and geezers. Absolute fire of a show for you this week if I do say so myself. Was hype after watching the amazing opening ceremony of the 2012 London [...]
What’s crackalacking people? I used to work with a guy from The Bronx who used to say that to me every day. He must have felt clever calling me a cracker on the sly daily like I didn’t know. We [...]
BOOM! Bare new tracks. BARE. Shove this down your lugholes and try not to wet yourself. I love new music. B Serato Playlist Listen on Mixcloud Track list Melodi7 – Backaway Myndst8 – Days Are [...]
Word to your mother. Brainz is back for another issue of Bumpy UKG. This week’s show wasn’t on Sub.FM as I had a prior engagement. Still, I threw down for you. Find some fresh beats, coupled with [...]
So this weekend, our bling-emblazoned overlord celebrates 60 years in rule. Yawn. How about some garage instead? Hope you enjoy. And a note – there’s no live show next week as I have to attend a [...]
